By: Ardis E. Parshall - August 27, 2016 Room for (F) All Patron: “This is a very large skating rink you have here.” Manager: “Yes, it has a seating capacity of ten thousand.” —oooOooo— Teacher: What is the meaning of the word ‘matrimony,’ Robert?” Robert: “Father says it isn’t a word; it’s a sentence.” —oooOooo— Mother: Janey, there were two pieces of cake left at supper time and I put them in the pantry. N...
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