By: Ardis E. Parshall - April 29, 2017 No Co-Operation Mrs. Portly Snoot engaged a noted pianist to play the accompaniment for her two solos at an afternoon musicale. He finished his share of the first number thin-lipped and frowning, and halfway through the second one he suddenly struck a thundering discord and arose with ill-concealed fury. “Madam,” he cried, “id is absolutely no use! Vedder I play on der vite keys or vedder I pl...
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