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How Many Christians Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
Charismatics - only one. Hands already in the air.
Pentecostals - Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
Calvinists - None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
Roman Catholics - None. Candles only.
Episcopalians - Eight. One to call the electrician,
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