A pessimist's blood type is always B-negative.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.
I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
A funny gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
Without geometry, life is pointless.
When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.
What's the definition of a will? (Come on, It's a dead giveaway!)
In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I'll show you A Flat Minor.
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under.
Every calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
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