Just this morning I came across the brilliant web site The English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator.  Let’s see what happens when we take some famous literary first lines and translate them:   Now is the winter of our discontent     becomes NOW SI DA WINTAR OF OUR DISCONTENT!1!1!1! OMG LOL Call me Ishmael. is translated as CAL M3 ISHMA3L!!!111!1 OMG WTF All happy families are alike; each [...]
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