Saturday morning … rev up your funny bones: Safely Held Mrs. Scarponi (standing in swimming pool up to her neck): “My goodness, Tony, where’sa da baby?” Mr. Scarponi (beside her): “He’s all right. I gotta him by da hand.” Plain Talk Mother: “You know, Jeffrey, Norma is nearly 17 years old, so today I had a frank discussion with her [...]
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