By: Ardis E. Parshall - October 08, 2011
A Mutual Agreement
Bert: “Got a toothache, eh? I’d have it pulled if it was my tooth.”
LeRoy: “So would I if it was yours.”
Inferential
Professor Biologer: “Where do bugs go in winter?”
Absent-minded Student: “Search me.”
Unreasonable Request
Doctor: “Put out your tongue – more than that – all of it.”
Child: “But, doctor, I can’t. it’s fastened at the other end...
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