By: Ardis E. Parshall - May 19, 2012 The Cat! “My husband declares he married for beauty and brains.” “Oh, then you’re not his first wife.” Family Pride Small Boy – “Me fadder wants a nickel’s wort’ of ice cream.” Soda Clerk – “Cone?” Small Boy – “Naw, Rosenbaum.” An Enigma Customer – “How do you sell this cheese?” Grocer – “I’ve often wondered myself, madam.” Taking Chances Nervous Woma...
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