By: Ardis E. Parshall - June 16, 2012 Self Defense Village Grocer: “What are you running for, sonny?” Boy: “I’m tryin’ to keep two fellers from fightin’.” Village Grocer: “Who are the fellows?” Boy: “Bill Perkins and me!” Cook’s Tour Butler: “Madam, the new cook has come and she wants to know where she will keep her motor.” The Animals Appreciate It A butcher, asked how he came to choose his business, hes...
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