By: Ardis E. Parshall - November 24, 2012 Motorist: “I ran over your cat and I want to replace him.” Housewife: “Well, get busy. There’s a mouse in the cupboard.” —oooOooo— What is the best thing for hives? Bees. .. —oooOooo— Paul: Why didn’t you put a blue patch on your blue pants instead of a pink one? Quincy: That isn’t a pink patch. That’s me! —oooOooo— Unez: How did you break your arm? Vernon: Do yo...
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