By: Ardis E. Parshall - January 19, 2013 Made Her Feel Sheepish Customer – “What kind of meats have you today?” Butcher – “Mutton and venison.” Customer – “Is your mutton dear?” Butcher – “No, the mutton is sheep. The venison is deer.” Warning! Never shift your mouth into high gear until you are sure your brain is turning over. The Only Way Fuller Sapp – I say, Rosaline, what would I have to give for just o...
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