By: Ardis E. Parshall - September 14, 2013 “I am not much of a mathematician,” said the cigarette, “but I can add to a youth’s nervous troubles, I can subtract from his physical energy, I can multiply his aches and pains, and I can divide his mental powers.” Her Father’s Head Tells a Tale “Billie,” said the mother sorrowfully, “every time you are naughty I get another grey hair.” “Mother,” said Bright Billie, “y...
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