By: Ardis E. Parshall - October 26, 2013 Rattling the Skeleton Pupil (after lesson on creation) – “But, teacher, daddy says we are descended from monkeys.” Teacher – “We can’t discuss your private family affairs in class.” Tough! Plug – “My dad’s so tough he cuts his finger nails with an ax and brushes his teeth with a file.” Ugly – “Huh! My dad’s so tough he cleans his mitts wid sandpaper and shaves his mug w...
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