By: Ardis E. Parshall - November 16, 2013 Their Favorite Color English Girl: “You American girls have not such healthy complexions as we have. I cannot understand why our noblemen take a fancy to your white faces.” American Girl: “It isn’t our white faces that attract them, my dear; it’s our greenbacks.” Why Teacher: “And now, who can tell me why we should always be neat and clean?” Little Lizzie: “In case of accident, ...
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