There's an anti-Mormon who just keeps sending me anti-Mormon drivel even after numerous requests to be left alone. I think he's possessed. Here's an email I'm thinking of sending him, but I could use some advice. Is this insufficiently clear? Will it do any good? Or will it just stir up certain dark forces even more?

Bob [name changed], no offense, but I think you've become somewhat possessed. Your inability to hear my simple requests to leave me alone, your inability to refrain from profanity and rude statements after promising not to be rude again, and your focus on mocking and belittling others with almost supernatural pride makes me think that something far deeper than just a personality disorder is at play here. While it's true that Obamacare does not provide adequate support for treating demonic possession, there are affordable specialists who can help before it is too late. I hope you will recognize the warning signs and get some help soon. Meanwhile, if there is any of your original soul still in that body, then try to remember that I'm pleading with you to leave me alone. Don't let that evil spirit in you keep sending me so much spiteful trash. Resist--it will help you recover.

Best wishes and here's hoping for a quick cure.

Or maybe I should just send flowers. If so, what kind?

And was I right about Obamacare coverage?
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