By: Ardis E. Parshall - December 07, 2013 Not a Chance “Johnny,” said the teacher, “this is the third time I have had to punish you this week. Why are you so naughty?” “Because,” answered the incorrigible youngster, “Grandpa says the good die young, and I ain’t taking any chances.” Rather Sensitive Teacher: “If there are any dumb-bells in this room, please stand up.” A pause, then finally Johnny stood up. “What, ...
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