By: Ardis E. Parshall - December 07, 2013
Not a Chance
“Johnny,” said the teacher, “this is the third time I have had to punish you this week. Why are you so naughty?”
“Because,” answered the incorrigible youngster, “Grandpa says the good die young, and I ain’t taking any chances.”
Rather Sensitive
Teacher: “If there are any dumb-bells in this room, please stand up.”
A pause, then finally Johnny stood up.
“What, ...
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