By: Ardis E. Parshall - August 16, 2014 Not in the Army After All A Methodist exhorter shouted: “Come up and join the army of the Lord.” “I did join,” replied one of the congregation. “Where’d you join?” asked the exhorter. “In the Baptist Church.” “Why, child,” said the exhorter, “you ain’t in the army; you’re in the navy.” As Mother Used to Do. He criticised her puddings and found fault with all her cake....
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