By: Ardis E. Parshall - October 11, 2014 Harry: “Mother, won’t you give me five cents for a poor man who is crying out in front?” Mother: “Yes, my son, here it is, and you are a good boy to think of it. Poor man, what is he crying about?” Harry: “He’s crying, ‘Fresh roasted peanuts, five cents.’” Tough Customer? Diner: “I want to see the manager. I never saw anything as tough as this steak.” Waitress: “You will...
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