By: Ardis E. Parshall - January 10, 2015 Satisfied Judge (to prisoner): “What, you here again?” Prisoner: “Yes, sir.” “Aren’t you ashamed to be seen here?” “No, sir! What’s good enough for you is good enough for me!” Uniform New Draftee: “May I have my uniform?” Sergeant: “How do you want it – too large or too small?” Results “Goodness, weren’t you nervous the first time you asked George for shopping mo...
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