By: Ardis E. Parshall - February 04, 2017 Obvious On taking her defective toaster to the repair shop, the dignified dowager was told: “You’ve got a short circuit here, ma’am.” “Then lengthen it for me, please,” the lady instructed him crisply. To a Turn The customer at the lunch counter was struggling valiantly with his not-so-choice cube steak. Finally he put down his knife, glared at the design left by the scoring machine, ...
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