By: Ardis E. Parshall - July 01, 2017 In Ye Good Old Days Squire: “Did you send for me, my Lord?” Launcelot: “Yes, make haste. Bring me the can opener; I’ve a flea in my knight clothes.” An Internationalist “What became of your Swedish cook?” “Oh, she got her Irish up and took French leave.” The Thirst for Vengeance “Willie, what is your greatest ambition?” “To wash mother’s ears.” The Fatal Prophecy He: “W...
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