By: Ardis E. Parshall - September 30, 2017 Unfortunate Birthday Wishes Friend: “How did you get that black eye, Mrs. Higgins?” Mrs. H.: “Me ‘usband came out of jail on ‘is birthday.” Friend: “Yes?” Mrs. H.: “And I wished ‘im many ‘appy returns.” Concealed Evidence “I’m sorry,” said a diner, who hoped to get away with it, “but I haven’t any money to pay for the dinner I’ve eaten.” “Oh, that’s all...
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