By: Ardis E. Parshall - October 14, 2017 Better Alive A certain man announced that he was marrying a widow. “I could never be a widow’s second husband,” his friend said bluntly. The newly engaged man smiled. “Well,” he murmured, “I’d much rather be her second than her first.” Poor Dad Little MacDonald (to butcher): “Give me 10 cents worth of dog meat, and be sure it’s fresh, for the last time you gave it to me father...
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