By: Ardis E. Parshall - November 04, 2017 Couldn’t Keep Them All An old Scot was smoking in the waiting room of a railway station. A porter said to him: “Don’t you see that notice on the wall – ‘No Smoking Allowed’?” “Yes, I do,” said the Scot. “but how can I keep all your rules? There’s another one on the wall that says: ‘Wear Spirella Corsets.’” The Same Thing to Do First Aid Instructor: “Suppose the vic...
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