By: Ardis E. Parshall - December 02, 2017 The lad was sent to college,And now Dad cries “Alack!”He spent a thousand dollars,And got a quarterback. Erased “Is there any soup on the bill of fare?” “No, sir – there was, but I wiped it off.” On the Installment Plan “How much are eggs now?” “Two dollars down, and a dollar a month until the dozen is paid for.” —oooOooo— “Many a man,” remarked the home-grown philo...
Continue reading at the original source →