By: Ardis E. Parshall - May 12, 2018 Physiology School Teacher: “What little boy can tell me where is the home of the swallow?” Arthur: “Please, teacher, I ken.” Teacher: “Well, Arthur?” Arthur: “The home of the swallow is in the stummick.” A Necessity “Your daughter plays some very robust pieces.” “She’s got a beau in the parlor,” growled Pa Wombat, “and that loud music is to drown the sound of her mother wa...
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