By: Ardis E. Parshall - June 30, 2018 A Sensitive Ear Hubby (angrily): “Here! What do you mean by waking me out of a sound sleep?” Wife: “Because the sound was too distressing.” An Egotist Automobile owner (after mishap in which puppy has been run over): “Madam, I will replace the animal.” Indignant owner: “Sir, you flatter yourself.” Busy Trip “I had a tough time delivering the mail yesterday,”declared the postman. ...
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