By: Ardis E. Parshall - February 22, 2020 The Retort Courteous “I keep my lodgers longer than you do.” “No, you don’t; but they’re so thin they look longer.” Unsportsmanlike Two little urchins were watching a barber singe his customer’s hair. “Gee,” said one, “he’s hunting ‘em with a light.” A June Proposal She: “Oh, I wish the Lord had made me a man.” He (bashfully): “He did. I’m the man.” She Was Us...
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