By: Ardis E. Parshall - May 09, 2020 No Sympathy Neighbor, angrily: “Professor, I’m surprised to hear that your chickens have been over the wall scratching up my garden.” Professor, with dignity: “My dear sir, that can hardly be regarded as a phenomenon. If your garden had come over the wall and scratched my chickens, I could have understood your astonishment.” There’s Always Something The son: “Say, Pop, how soon will I b...
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