Here are two parables about progressive Mormons (I say Mormons advisedly).    Here is a kindly one.

Here is mine.

A wolf came to farmer and complained that the wall around his pasture made the wolf uncomfortable and claustrophobic.   Why wouldn’t he take the wall down, it would less the wolf feel  more at home?

The frustrated farmer replied that the wolf had the entire surrounding wilderness in which to roam freely, without wall or fence.

The wolf shook his head at the farmer’s foolish proposal.  “But this is where the sheep are,” the wolf replied.